Tall, Grande, and Venti are for dummies.

That’s not what my mom told me…

I have legs!

In the words of Andy Samberg, “like a boss.”

Maybe I should try that excuse in other situations. “Sorry I forgot about our anniversary because I really had to go poop.”

Do you see it spinning clockwise, or counter-clockwise? Look harder, see if you can see it spin the other way.

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These are jade discs inside the British Museum.  A child next to me asks, “are those CD’s?”

I think I am art, are you?

Found in movie theater. Identity crisis.

Septic fail.